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Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
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What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why was the fish so smart?
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What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?