Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What bee is good for your health?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?