Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
What style of music weighs the most?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What's the scariest letter?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
How do horses navigate at night?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What are you studying in math?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why do cats love to work?