Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
When should you start writing a book?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What animal knows kung fu?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
A book just fell on my head.