Did you take the patient's temperature?
No. Is it missing?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What is the most faithful insect?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What's the politest month?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?