Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why do all the planets get along?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did the echo get detention?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What animal styles their hair every day?