Did you take the patient's temperature?
No. Is it missing?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Which former US President was always cold?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Which family member is always relieved?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why do kids love theater classes?