Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
How does a penguin build its house?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Which family member is always relieved?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?