Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?