What game do bats excel at?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Which animal should never work for the government?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
How can you make 7 even?