What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Ghoulie!
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why can you never find the number nine?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why do dogs run in circles?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?