What should a lawyer always wear to court?
A good lawsuit.
What tree has the most bark?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?