What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?