What should a lawyer always wear to court?
A good lawsuit.
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What style of music weighs the most?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Where do books sleep?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
