People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
It's allergy season again?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What's a goose's favorite book?