What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Where do stars go to college?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
