What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?