Where was Noah born?
Ark-ansas.
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What's the scariest letter?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Who invented fractions?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?