Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Which relative loves rice?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
How long will dinner be?
Why did electricity win the race?