Where was Noah born?
Ark-ansas.
How do you measure a millennial?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What is the definition of Robin?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
