Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What says: oom oom oom?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did autumn say to summer?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you do when two snails fight?
