What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?