Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?