What's good for both poker and theater?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?