What's the most athletic footwear?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
How do hurricanes see?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Which family member has tusks?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why can you never find the number nine?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What table can you never sit at?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?