What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
We have to stick together.
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What school subject really rocks?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What's the saddest part of the week?
