What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
We have to stick together.
What's the world's weakest animal?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What animals make the best baseball players?