What nationality are most fish?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Who invented fractions?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Which animal is the most religious?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?