Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?