What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do little fish love to play with?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?