What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
This may sound cheesy, but you're a really grate dad!
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?