What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
This may sound cheesy, but you're a really grate dad!
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Which bug is related to you?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?