Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What sports are both plant-based?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Did you know that felines don't bite?