What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did the frog starve?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do naked fish play with?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?