Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?