I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What words make the best athletes?