What part of your eye learns the quickest?
The pupil.
How do snowmen get information?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What game can you play while eating dinner?