What part of your eye learns the quickest?
The pupil.
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Where do ants go to eat?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call a tired tree?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?