Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you find at the end of everything?