Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
The museum curator needed a break.
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do math teachers eat?
How do fall and winter say hello?