What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What animal likes to party the most?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?