What kind of bird works at a construction site?
A crane.
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
