Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why are goats so funny?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why can't you trust a pig?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why are cowboys always religious?