Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You shouldn't press your luck.
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What sweet treat never panics?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?