Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You shouldn't press your luck.
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
How does dinner smell?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?