What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why do bees gossip?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What did the sick chicken say?
How did the toad die?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you call a retired vegetable?