Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
He left an empty tombstone.
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
