What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?