What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What should you wear to a tea party?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?