What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Speak up, my ear isn't what it used to be!
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why do cows wear bells?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What game do mice love to play?
How can you farm during the winter?
Did you know about April 1st?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Where do termites go camping?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?