What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Speak up, my ear isn't what it used to be!
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why was the dog overweight?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do math teachers eat?