How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
How do birds threaten one another?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?