Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?