What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call two birds in love?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why are goats so funny?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why was the cat so small?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Which CIA agent is the best baker?