What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?