What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Where would you find an elephant?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
