What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the echo get detention?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?