What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why was the dog so popular?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What's the scariest letter?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What makes music in your hair?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?