What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why are baseball games at night?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?