What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's a henway?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
How do you wash a lamb?