What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Pears!
What do fish do at parades?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do goats and moms have in common?