What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Pears!
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What did the salad say to its dad?
We had a discussion about roses.
How much does freedom weigh?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
