Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?