What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do fish do at parades?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
