What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
Where does a camper keep his money?
What sweet treat never panics?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
I'm not a bad putter.
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?