What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What sport can waiters play really well?