Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?