What's another term for a sleeping bag?
A nap sack.
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?