What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why are fish such good architects?
What day is your mom always right?
Do dads always snore?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What makes music in your hair?
How do you get kids to do something?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?