What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do cats wear to work?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?