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What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?