Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
