Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
How much money does a skunk have?
How does a cow do math?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Where do milkshakes come from?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?