Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Because they hate traveling.
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What sound does a witch's car make?
How do snowmen get information?
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What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the computer run out of money?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?