Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Because they hate traveling.
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
