What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What nationality are most fish?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why do people always trip on September 22?