Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What did the sick chicken say?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
It's allergy season again?