Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What is the most adorable season?