Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?