Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
A book just fell on my head.
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
