What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do math teachers eat?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?