What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you call an old snowman?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?