Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run.
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?