Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run.
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What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
How do frogs get to work?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
