Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run.
Why was the broom late for school?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
It's Crowded!
What utensil does water use to eat?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?