Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run.
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do little fish love to play with?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why do cows make great bakers?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?