What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
How do bees get to school?
Why was the math book sad?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Who is a house's favorite band?
How can you farm during the winter?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?