Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What country has the most fish?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?