What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
Where do kittens go to school?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Which insect is the smartest?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?