What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why do cows go to New York?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Which family member has tusks?
When should you start writing a book?
