What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What sports are both plant-based?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?