What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?