How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why are frogs always so happy?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Do dads always snore?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?