What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
A hermit crab.
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
