What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
A hermit crab.
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?