What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Which cats love to be petted?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How is cat food sold?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?