What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy.
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What's the scariest letter?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
