What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy.
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?