Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do fish do at parades?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?