Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call a short cow?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Where do polar bears store their money?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?