What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
I'm not a bad putter.
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
How does a squid go into battle?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
