Where do pigs learn magic?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?