Where do polar bears store their money?
In a snowbank.
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What's the loudest sport?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why do rhinos charge?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
