What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I'll fill you in when I get back.
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?