What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I'll fill you in when I get back.
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What is an insect's favorite game?
