What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I'll fill you in when I get back.
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you give an angry rhino?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why are books always so angry?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.