What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I'll fill you in when I get back.
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How did the coach get his quarterback?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What shape has a knighthood?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call a dog in space?
What is a mom's favorite game?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?