What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I'll fill you in when I get back.
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why did the barber win the race?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's good for both poker and theater?
How do you get straight A's?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
How does a sidewalk address a question?