What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I'll fill you in when I get back.
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?