What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What's the loudest sport?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?