What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
It got ticks.
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What animal floats best?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why are skeletons so calm?
