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Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
When does a horse talk?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?