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What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What makes a glow worm glow?
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Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?