Why was the computer cold at work?
Because it left its windows open.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
When should you start writing a book?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you call two birds in love?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?