Why was the computer cold at work?
Because it left its windows open.
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?