Why was the computer cold at work?
Because it left its windows open.
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
I broke my finger!
How do animals blend into the desert?
Where do horses reside?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
