What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How do billboards talk?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why are goats so funny?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?