Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
They were his watch dogs.
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Where was Noah born?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
