Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
They were his watch dogs.
What kind of books do boats write?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?