What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?