What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What country has the most fish?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?