What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Which cats have the best manners?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Who granted the fish a wish?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?