What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do elves learn in school?
Why are computers so good at golf?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?