What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Frostbite.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?