Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why was the cow afraid?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?