Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation
Why do pigs tell jokes?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Who granted the fish a wish?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?