Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?