Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the pen say to the pencil?