Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
I broke my finger!
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What condiment has wings?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?