You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
They just pick things up as they go along.
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
