You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
They just pick things up as they go along.
What dog never pays attention in class?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What kind of bird can write?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What name sounds like the past tense?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?