What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Sorry, I'm just not a big fan.
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why do hogs play so much football?
How does a penguin build its house?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Which animal is the most religious?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?