Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why did the frog starve?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?