What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?