What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
I love you a whole watt!
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What's the slowest 5k?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Do dads always snore?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why do rhinos charge?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What animal floats best?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What did the rug say to the floor?
