What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
I love you a whole watt!
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
How do hurricanes see?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?