How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What says: oom oom oom?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?