What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
I love you a whole watt!
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Where would you find an elephant?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?