What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
If you need help building an ark...
What do naked fish play with?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why was the mime upset?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do fairies always drink?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?