Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Do dads always snore?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
When do mice play every day?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What is the strongest animal?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?