What do you call a magical reptile?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Where do chips wear socks?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why was the fish so smart?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?