What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
An alpha-bat.
When do astronauts eat?
How did the tree get lost?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Which family member has tusks?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.