What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
An alpha-bat.
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
