What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
An alpha-bat.
Why did the professor write on the window?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
How can you farm during the winter?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?