What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why do fish live in salt water?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?