What is blue and not heavy?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?