What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Where do stars go to college?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
How does a squid go into battle?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?