Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why do rhinos charge?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why do dogs run in circles?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What game do mice love to play?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?