Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?