How do horses stay in such great shape?
They keep a stable diet.
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the foal cough?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What does Santa order at the bar?
How long will dinner be?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
