What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why are all priests fit?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?