Why do runners watch so much TV?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why are trees always so positive?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What table can you never sit at?
How do you make a bandstand?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What car always breaks the rules?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Which insect is the smartest?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?