What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Where do books sleep?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What animal has more lives than a cat?