What does a female lion call her mate?
Her mane squeeze.
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
How do billboards talk?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call a short cow?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?