Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Where do chips wear socks?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why is winter considered holy?
How does the moon cut her hair?
