Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
They prefer bee-pers.
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What was the first animal in space?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What vegetables make the best music?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
