Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
They prefer bee-pers.
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?